Lindsay Lucido

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    I'm Not OK, Cupid

    We Won't Be Friends in a Year

    10/30/19

    I'm a 25-Year-Old Virgin and That's Totally Fine

    8/15/19

    Dear Lorne Michaels, Comedy Central, and Netflix, Please Hire Me

    4/01/19

    A Life Update, New York City: Pizza Rat is Now My Neighbor

    1/18/19

    My Sister-of-the-Bride Wedding Speech 

    10/26/18

    Dear Kayla, (a letter to an eighth grade survivor)

    8/09/18

    Oh, You Want to Go on a Date? Please Send Me a Video Submission

    5/15/18

    If I'm Not the Best, Then What's the Point?

    4/20/18

    That Thing I Say on Stage is a Turn-off

    3/13/18

    Comedy Will Never Make Me Happy, and Maybe That's Okay

    1/18/18

    I Spent My Birthday With 20 People I Hadn't Seen in 10 Years

    12/05/18

    Part III of Rock Bottom: My Year in a Cult

    10/24/17

    Part I of Rock Bottom: My Experience in the Troubled Teen Industry

    9/26/17

    That Time I Performed Stand-Up Comedy for Mike Tyson and 400 Other People

    7/31/17

    How Not to Date While Pursuing Stand-Up Comedy

    6/28/17

    A Letter to my Ex (Therapist)

    6/07/17

    How Dressing "Hot" Affected My Night

    5/24/17

    My Actual First Kiss

    5/10/17

    Anton Yelchin, You Were My Surrogate

    4/26/17

    I Think I'm Getting Ghosted

    4/12/17

    Surviving Giardia in a Cult, and Other Normal Adolescent Things

    6/12/19

    Should I Be Scared For My Life? Bumble and the Creeps Among Us

    3/06/19

    Author Commentary on My Hit Third Grade Unpublished Story: Modeling Isn't the Best

    11/27/18

    All My Stupid Thoughts That Aren't Funny Enough to be Tweets 

    9/24/18

    5 Reasons I Should be the Next Bachelorette

    6/29/18

    I Don't Need to Drink to Act Stupid and Have Fun

    5/12/18

    10 Things I Want to Know Before I Lose My Virginity

    4/02/18

    My Submission to ABC's The Bachelor-Chris Harrison Please Read

    2/16/18

    It's Not You, It's my OCD

    1/2/18

    Part IV of Rock Bottom: My Year in a Cult

    11/17/17

    Part II of Rock Bottom: My Experience in the Troubled Teen Industry

    10/05/17

    I Ran Into the Stranger Who Asked Me Out, and Then Again A Month Later

    8/23/17

    That Time I Met an Angel at a Coffee Shop

    7/11/17

    Awkward Encounters of the Second Time

    6/20/17

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    I Was Catfished and Didn't Even Get to be on TV

    6/01/17

    How to Date While Riding Public Transportation

    5/17/17

    How to Date When You're Loved and Respected

    5/06/17

    Meet My Friend, the Friend Zone

    4/20/17

    My (Almost) First Kiss at 20

    4/05/17